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11.06.2025 12:24
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Thumbs down again.
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The 10 Best Movies and TV Shows to Watch This Weekend - Vulture
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
June 1 — and dramatically reduced buyout — arrives for Bill Belichick - NBC Sports
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
How many wishes do people get on their birthday?
Still no good.
Then came..
Still no good
A Major American Egg Farm Just Lost 90% of its Chickens - Bloomberg
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Just Forget it!
No way
How to protect yourself from wildfire smoke and poor air quality - The Washington Post
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Vera Rubin quarter coin released by US Mint - BBC Sky at Night Magazine
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...