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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 12:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The 10 Best Movies and TV Shows to Watch This Weekend - Vulture

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Isn't it unfortunate for the Democrats that we Republicans are the masters of the universe who control everything while the Democrats control nothing?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

June 1 — and dramatically reduced buyout — arrives for Bill Belichick - NBC Sports

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

How many wishes do people get on their birthday?

Still no good.

Then came..

Still no good

A Major American Egg Farm Just Lost 90% of its Chickens - Bloomberg

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Watch 'superorganism' created by tiny worms — the first time it's ever been spotted in the wild - Live Science

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

I am interested in gang stalking tactics. How do covert agents use street theater and false narratives to torment targeted individuals?

No go.

Just Forget it!

No way

How to protect yourself from wildfire smoke and poor air quality - The Washington Post

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Vera Rubin quarter coin released by US Mint - BBC Sky at Night Magazine

So they tried

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

2-year-old boy is swept away on luggage conveyor belt at Newark Airport in latest terror at beleaguered travel hub - New York Post